That awkward moment when:
ikissedagirlcuzursogay: This kid from Cheaper by the Dozen: Grows up to look like this: Holy. Crap. Oh my goddddd how is that even possible
Id rather die than be bored,
terrencejurado: kristenisme: incrediblyrobert: LOL LOL ITS THE FILIPINO BACK SCRATCHER THING
That beautiful moment when you're in a restaurant...
funniest-shit: then it turns out that its going to the table next to you.
This is my eating routine
acrazybeautifulife: missabigaily: I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!” Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!” And repeat. Story of my lifeee.
The stoners in the back like: The class clowns are like: Girls on their period are like: The bestfriends are like: That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like: The teacher’s pet is front in center like: That one person who is always texting is like: Nobody is learning so the teacher like:
Several times, people ask me what Lord Voldemort...
anondracomalfoy: DJs all the local and hot Pureblood clubs… Karaokes a bit of Britney Spears’ hits… Chills out with his top Death Eaters—only on Fridays, though… Practices his game face… Creates some very GaGa-esque songs for smackdowns with Potter… Creates some promos for Disney Channel to earn a couple extra bucks… And hones his skills in the art of seduction…
When you're on Facebook and you see someone post a...
yellowmodelchiiick: screwthestandardss: and everyone thinks that whore is a fucking genius